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🫀🩺💓Heartbeat Stuffs (LITE VERSION)

Things related to Detak Jantung & its fetishes around it.

Quality Chart

Here's the quality chart for cardiophile sauce you can use if you want

Here Table! Name:
Sauce:
Quality (out of 5 Star):

Rev. 2023.02

Legends:

Quality:

  1. 🤬. There is no heartbeat content at all! Has title Heartbeat but no heart fetish about it.
  2. ⭐. Very Fake! Synthetic heartbeat like kick bass that does not sounds like biological heart valve.
  3. ⭐⭐. Not quite! Synthetic heartbeat is low quality / Attempted horribly.
  4. ⭐⭐⭐. Decent Enough! Synthetic heartbeat sound is about similar but not procedural.
  5. ⭐⭐⭐⭐. Okay! Synthetic heartbeat is 90% similar with real person.
  6. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Amazing Duper juber real awesome! Real person / Synthetic atomic procedural heartbeat & corectly synced visual.

Mind you, back when I was in HBP, this thread got me.. backlashed by those people including ones I know of. Surprising right? Well if that's you, I'm not gonna do anything, coz, no gives. But don't be excited though, your luck is not forever.



HA ha ha!! I was acting. Or was I? Okay, real, no cancel culture, promise.

SO, Ha, Mi, any Redacted members from threads I can't find anymore, I won't dox, no gives to me, it's proven toxic (Twitter people did that & that's no good), & I got too many stuffs to do. I know, too few heartbeat stuff related, but atleast I tried to archive them all here. Wait, hold on. Oh peck!, did I just contributed to witchhunt? oh no! what have I done?! I'm sorry, I brought a hitmen!! Look, you don't have to apologize, but it's still appreciated, coz making ones is hard & often times is horrible, I did that & it is trash!

You know what, how about just ignore this? coz right now heartbeat fetish files are too few, but when it grows, it takes whole time to review all of them.

What to do?

Here heartbeat Stuffs

(UPDATE, PLS READ, Unarchivable websites) Kolmorolotzzet is severely overwhelmed & severely worried right now

Important announcement from Admiral Zumi & Kolmorolotzzet department

Here Are website that cannot be automatically crawled, accessible in archive, etc. PLS PRESERVE ALL FILES FROM THESE:

  • Google Drive (https://drive.google.com)
  • DropBox (https://dropbox.com)
  • MediaFire (https://MediaFire.com)
  • MEGA.NZ (https://MEGA.nz)

Admiral Zumi has received report from Kolmorolotzzet department that all of the workers are serverely tired busy managing assets, as well as experiencing tremendous amount of fear about the fate of all of the assets they've collecting over the past few years.
A discussion has been started regarding the opportunity to welcome all 3rd party hoarders preserve everything that kolmorolotzzet had collected, to help relieve in event of tragedies such as data corruptions & losses.
If X0p1r4t3 & Perkedel agree, we expectedly to prioritize publishing all assets which are ones likely cause no bad consequences in doing so.
With due respect, we expect for all gamers to be cooperative during this discussion and whatever decision Kaorfa will he finally choose. We have been experiencing immense amount of sorrow due to loss of the assets we haven't yet acquired.
For further information, please visit this GitHub Issue. Thancc cool and good. Backblaze Expired

Laksamana Zumi telah menerima laporan dari departmen Kolmorolotzzet bahwa seluruh pekerja sangat kelelahan sibuk mengurus aset2, serta mengalami kekhawatiran yang amat besar mengenai nasib bagi semua aset2 yang telah mereka kumpulkan selama bertahun2 belakangan ini.
Sebuah diskusi telah dimulai perihal kesempatan bagi para pengumpul untuk melestarikan semuanya yang kolmorolotzzet telah kumpulkan, untuk meringankan jika seandainya terjadi tragedi seperti korupsi data & kehilangan data.
Apabila X0p1r4t3 & Perkedel setuju, maka kami mengharapkan untuk mempublikasikan semua aset yang tentunya yang tidak menyebabkan konsekuensi buruk dalam pelaksanaannya.
Tanpa mengurangi rasa hormat, kami harap agar para gamers untuk bersikap kooperatif dalam diskusi ini dan apapun keputusan Kaorfa yang akhirnya akan ia pilih. Kami sedang mengalami kesedihan yang amat mendalam atas hilangnya aset2 yang belum sempat kami dapatkan.
Untuk informasi lebih lanjut, harap kunjungi Issue GitHub ini. Sekian dan Terima Kasih. Backblaze Expired

Psst! Got more heart beat stuff gamers can download?

Why not submit URLs Download Links you find?
You recorded heartbeat, and wanted all gamers listen & watch it?
Maybe.. you draw something, and wanted them here.
Or maybe, have some cool things about heart, quirks, research, etc. etc.
Perhaps uh, just a PSA about heart, how to keep ones healthy or something.
If that's you, you can submit yours, Here, Submit your Download Links! yeah!!

And Ahei, if you post files like video, images, games, or what... uh.. can you please use Odysee instead? thancc. hehe, Can't put those big files directly in this website repo. Go ahead, try Odysee, it's cool & good! We support Odysee fully!

Discord Invites!

Discord is supposedly not recommended by Perkedel, But yeah, alot of heartbeat communities dwells there.
It is not recommended because:

These reasons:

Anyways, here servers*.. if you want, I guess..
*Servers we haven't tested its age gate, explicitly restricts to mature only, OR failed the age gate will be presumed / placed in 69420 underneath.

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18+ Only

Only for biologically mature audicences

Full version page / room also lists 69420 URLs! Please make sure your biological age is at & above your mature age!
e.g. Homo sapiens, derivatives, & alike, are 18 years old & up.
We intentionally do not require user account so archivers can easily crawl into it. You're welcome.
However, please have respect. You mental is very important.